“is this legal?!”
Now its just like:
your mad at someone like
and they ask if it’s your “time of the month” and your like this
then you end up like
oh yeah, this is so true.
- Time to refresh facebook like an idiot…
- Time to open paint and draw butterflies and unicorns.
- Time to look at clothes on clothing websites.
- Time to check your e-mail.
But not get on tumblr because porn might randomally show up on your dash.
Before the exam:
“Oh yes, I can do this.”
When you get the exam and look through it:
5 minutes in:
I just wanna be like:
But since I’m a good person, I just look at them like:
- favorite celebrity:
- me: oh my god
- favorite celebrity: um, hi, nice to meet y-
- me: ASDFGHKLRIRDNSKSKKS???????
- favorite celebrity: i'm sorry, what? what language was that? i don't underst-
- me: dEAR GOD IN HEAVEN SWEET BABY JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL THIS IS BETTER THAN FANFIC I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM CAN YOU SIGN THE INSIDE OF MY NOSE
- favorite celebrity: i - you ... you WHAT? excuse me?!!
- celebrity's friend: careful, she's from the internet. just back away slowly, don't make eye contact, and make no sudden movements
- my friend: hey 'sup oH MY GOD IS THAT?????
- me: yES OMFG IKR LMFAO BARK????????
- celebrity's friend: holy shit they're multiplying every man for themselves rUN
But I’m always like: