this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days
he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
Lmfao we had to do these too and I got a 95% even after I accidently snapped its neck!
I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off
Lmfao, omg I’m dying. Hahaha.
That moment when your cat is watching you making out with your boyfriend, and when you finally notice you feel suddenly guilty.
01 Your favorite male character
LOOK WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME!
What is fucking air, I cant breathe omg. I snorted about 6 times while watching this. I shouldn’t be laughing this hard xD
the fact that she’s alone makes it so much better
I’M FUCKING CRYING OUFHEWQOJIPGPK FUCK
The first time I watched this I fell in my floor and laughed for, like, two hours.
afo;iefjweo;ifjakls;dj THIS GIRL IS MY HERO
OH MY DEAR LORD OH MY GOD IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN OH MY GOD YOU GUYS NO I CAN’T THIS WHLEELW, VIOEKFFRNSEJGREHGJRFJBGFD
I almost died of laughter
This is too good not to reblog. LOL
Oh God I’m crying xD
DILLON! DILLON! DILLON! DILLON! DILLON!
Omg I can’t believe this is still going around, daaayum.
so good to watch this again
The first time I saw this I had already been laughing so by this time in drying and laughing so hard, my lungs and muscles are aching.
Omg my brother and I were watching this all like “this is so stupid” and end laughing so hard that we couldn’t breathe.
do you ever have those moments where you’re curled up in bed about to fall asleep and then suddenly you remember every single horror movie ever made at once
Twas my friend last night. She was so close to me that I was making love to the wall next to my face!